Hey, let’s face it. Some folks are just better off by themselves.
Or that’s the only realistic option…
But knowing is half the battle and these people DEFINITELY know why they’re spending their nights alone.
Take a look at why they believe they’re single.
Real talk!
1. That’s not good.
Just letting you know…
@FallonTonight because i get mad at people for things i dreamt that they did #WhyImSingle
— cait (@caitlincarrickm) April 27, 2021
2. I can’t move!
You might want to get rid of that thing.
Apparently, having a weighted blanket on the bed “kills the mood” ? #WhyImSingle
— Grace (@graciealltheway) April 27, 2021
3. He was right.
Well, now you know.
#WhyImSingle My last serious boyfriend told me I will never love him or anyone as much as I love my dogs. He was right and he is gone ✌️ He also told me I cant “foster anymore dogs” The next day I went and picked up a 100LB German Shepherd to foster. True Story.
— Courtney Walter (@rescuesister) April 27, 2021
4. You do you.
To each their own, right?
I prefer to eat SpaghettiOs cold, right out of the can. #WhyImSingle
— INTJones (@interludej) April 27, 2021
5. It was a compliment!
Oh, well, there goes another one…
My Tinder opener is “Choose between a compliment or a roast” and someone chose both. So I told her she reminded me of Sid from Ice Age, and she promptly unmatched.
But I love Sid from Ice Age. #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/I4gG3nHtsf
— snorelandobloom (@snoooooorelando) April 27, 2021
6. Time to grow up.
At least think about it…
I have a lot of Captain America themed items (from phonecases, to power banks, to earphones, keychains, household items, you name it). Apparently it’s immature and unreal to crush on a fictional character ? #WhyImSingle
— Eesha ?? (@EeshaFarooq) April 27, 2021
7. You know what you’re doing.
Who needs men?
I foster and rescue the loves of my life. My ex told me if I brought one more dog home, he was gone. I brought two for insurance purposes.
That’s #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/ks0HUl6nAu— Diane Cannon (@dianecannon333) April 27, 2021
8. It could be worse.
At least you have hair!
Because I hire Dr. Seuss to do my hair some mornings. pic.twitter.com/M2pgcq8eDB
— Valerie Riley (@blanche923) April 27, 2021
9. I could see how this would be creepy.
Just FYI.
I have various pillows with actors’ faces on them…my fav two are of Danny DeVito #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/FowNTRpIO5
— La-Bambe (@barbrastreilamb) April 27, 2021
10. Not the movies.
This is real life!
The best movie line to explain this for me comes from Sleepless in Seattle – “you don’t want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie”. I want the fairytale and that’s #WhyImSingle
— Elizabeth Darcy (@jane_austen21) April 27, 2021
11. I would’ve done the same thing.
Don’t be ashamed!
One time I went to my gf’s daughter’s bday party at Chuck E. Cheese. She sneezed on my pizza so I stole half her tickets and got a super soaker #WhyImSingle
— Juiced Fury (@juiced_fury) April 29, 2021
12. That’s a dealbreaker.
Hide those things next time!
My friend used to put Post-it Notes on his mirror for daily inspiration. His date came over one night and saw one that said, “Just be yourself, Kevin!” #WhyImSingle
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) April 27, 2021
Okay, it’s confession time…
In the comments, tell us why you’re single.
Don’t hold back now!