The thrill is gone, isn’t it…?
And the twinkle is gone, too…
Well, we’re going to put an end to that right this instant!
Because we truly believe that you need that twinkle back in your eye IMMEDIATELY!
Are you on board with this proposal?
Go ahead and get started! We want that twinkle back!
1. I always felt sorry for those kids.
They were just there to dance and have a good time!
The kids at prom who didn’t know Carrie at all when she started killing everyone: pic.twitter.com/hL7Lt2qoBf
— Dan (@dannah__montana) November 4, 2021
2. Hey, you’re just being honest, right?
He really lucked out with you…
https://twitter.com/thecassiecao/status/1461073457882488836?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1461073457882488836%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755332%2F
3. What am I supposed to do with this s**t?
Great, someone ate off of that…moving on…
Whenever an art museum just has rooms full of old plates and cups, I get so fucking mad.
— Sam Evans (@ReallySamEvans) November 17, 2021
4. Not sure who’s responsible for this, but…
I’m with you on this one! I’d like to get to the bottom of it.
https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1461003092544180229?s=20
5. We’re all going to see a lot of this over the holidays.
You just stay out their way if you know what’s good for you.
The energy I'm channeling for the rest of the year is a tired seasonal retail employee yelling "NEXT" as both a customer greeting and goodbye
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) November 17, 2021
6. You only have two choices when you watch documentaries.
So, what’s it gonna be?
every documentary is like, “all society is corrupt” or “here’s one guy who’s super weird”
— Dan Perlman (@danjperlman) November 17, 2021
7. Good luck with that!
You can’t seem to figure that out, huh?
https://twitter.com/LadySideshow/status/1455922928990621703?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1455922928990621703%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755332%2F
8. This is a good point. Make it worth his while!
Hey, I’m doing this for YOU!
Okay pic.twitter.com/0tbL4AZPsP
— ✨Elusive Rex, Thy Holy Concubine 👑⚡️△⃒⃘ ⚯͛ 👁️⃤ ✨ (@Jeff_IAmThatIAm) November 24, 2020
9. This is a good way to spend your time.
And to cause some drama!
I’m tired of being the single friend, so I bought these to leave in all my boys cars so they can get into an argument with they girl 😒 pic.twitter.com/k3VTrwq3RP
— pedro (@WolfOfDallass) November 24, 2020
10. There was always one kid who decided to try to eat it.
The neighborhood weirdo strikes again.
ok but why was there always a bite taken outta these? 😭 pic.twitter.com/MAMH2dzLyl
— SQØØF ᥫ᭡ (@vsqoof) November 27, 2020
11. A little too close for comfort to add a baby right now.
But maybe in like 10 years or so…
people my age aren't having a lot of kids because one of our 9 roommates usually objects
— Amy A (@lolennui) November 25, 2020
12. Definitely a problemo…
I wonder what happened…
me: no problemo
narrator: but it was all problemo
— lil red (@lilredridingwud) November 23, 2020
How about you?
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If the answer is YES, please share them with us in the comments!