The thrill is gone, isn’t it…?

And the twinkle is gone, too…

Well, we’re going to put an end to that right this instant!

Because we truly believe that you need that twinkle back in your eye IMMEDIATELY!

Are you on board with this proposal?

Go ahead and get started! We want that twinkle back!

1. I always felt sorry for those kids.

They were just there to dance and have a good time!

2. Hey, you’re just being honest, right?

He really lucked out with you…

3. What am I supposed to do with this s**t?

Great, someone ate off of that…moving on…

4. Not sure who’s responsible for this, but…

I’m with you on this one! I’d like to get to the bottom of it.

5. We’re all going to see a lot of this over the holidays.

You just stay out their way if you know what’s good for you.

6. You only have two choices when you watch documentaries.

So, what’s it gonna be?

7. Good luck with that!

You can’t seem to figure that out, huh?

8. This is a good point. Make it worth his while!

Hey, I’m doing this for YOU!

9. This is a good way to spend your time.

And to cause some drama!

10. There was always one kid who decided to try to eat it.

The neighborhood weirdo strikes again.

11. A little too close for comfort to add a baby right now.

But maybe in like 10 years or so…

12. Definitely a problemo…

I wonder what happened…

How about you?

Have you seen any funny tweets lately?

If the answer is YES, please share them with us in the comments!