Hilarious! Totally hilarious!
I’m pretty sure that is how you’ll be describing the tweets that you’re about to lay your eyes on.
Trust me, I’m good at this stuff!
So let’s cut the chit-chat and get to the good stuff!
1. This sums it up.
On point!
— unhinged tweets (@tweetbiblee) March 23, 2022
2. I like this a lot.
Well said!
i dont use ‘crush’ anymore i call it a passion project
— Helão (@NoEmmeG) March 17, 2022
3. I have to pay for this?
I didn’t know that…
Had my 1st visit with a therapist today. I’m balling my eyes out venting & she says “so how will you be paying for the session? ?” pic.twitter.com/L82yg1PHXp
— Drebae (@Drebae_) March 16, 2022
4. You missed out.
And you will again!
I couldn’t do polygamy.. cause why tf y’all have sex while I was at work
— ??♀️ (@freauxmama) March 27, 2022
5. We’re all looking for this.
Good luck to you…
Dating someone who barely likes you is literal torture so from now on i need someone thats gon fall to their knees in the middle of Whole Foods when they think of me
— the town fool (@glizzywaterr) March 14, 2022
6. Let’s watch it together.
That was nice!
I shit you not a woman is watching Shrek next me on the tube loudly from her phone and I looked over at it and she turned her phone so I could also watch Shrek
— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 29, 2022
7. I agree!
I didn’t even know it was on…
If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened
— Kick Push Kgosi (@MrSkinnyGenes) March 28, 2022
8. I don’t think they’ll like it.
Boss won’t be showing up to any of your gigs.
an exchange between me and my boss pic.twitter.com/DGSGBieyFL
— Buena Cara (@buenacarawi) March 25, 2022
9. This again?
I can’t do it tonight!
having to make myself dinner?? no no there must be some mistake. i only very recently had to make myself lunch
— charlie (@chunkbardey) March 26, 2022
10. You have to impress them.
It takes a lot of work!
posting on instagram stories is so fucking weird until you have a crush and then it becomes Your Life’s Work
— ✩ mother bored ✩ (@aliengrl33) March 25, 2022
11. What’s this gap?
Sorry about that…
I just got asked to explain a gap in my resume from September 17 to October 4….like I don’t know I was just breathing for a quick second
— Sarahbellum, PA-C (@sarahbellumPA) March 24, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, share them with us in the comments.
Thanks, friends!