The parents of the world never have it easy, do they?
Sick kids, bratty kids, kids that don’t listen, etc.
You name it, moms and dads have dealt with it.
And today we’re gonna get some real talk from them.
Take a look.
1. This is gonna get ugly.
We’re thinking of you.
Please keep my family in your thoughts and prayers. My 7-year-old son has recently learned about the planet Uranus.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 6, 2022
2. You can buy some on the road!
Or just go commando…
Being a mom means packing the whole family for a trip and forgetting your own underwear
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) February 18, 2022
3. Brutally honest.
The truth hurts…
The cool thing about having young kids is that they will straight up tell you which parent they love more without anyone even asking.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 1, 2022
4. Figured it out.
Now you know!
I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 7, 2016
5. That is creepy.
Keep an eye on her…
What’s the eeriest thing a child has ever said to you?
When my daughter was around 4-5, she calmly insisted that she had once been married to a man named Brad Huffington. When we asked what had happened to him she replied with a note of sadness, “He was lost at sea.”
— Lilah Sturges, Our Lady of Kindly Nonsense (@LilahSturges) April 6, 2022
6. Hot stuff!
Keep it down!
my 5yo: why do you say mommy is hot?
my husband: it means she’s really pretty
my 5yo: *pointing and yelling across a crowded store* THAT LADY IS ??? DADDY!
— Lil Bit ? (@LizerReal) April 7, 2022
7. That’s too bad.
Can’t get any respect…
10 wanted to make dinner and mixed random ingredients like eggs, flour, crackers, dried pasta and ketchup, then baked it until it was burnt and my twins said it was the nicest dinner they’d ever tasted so I resigned and now I live on a faraway island
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 6, 2022
8. Leave now.
How dare you!
My teenage daughter just walked in my room and said, “Mom, if you take my hairbrush can you please remember to put it back?”.
I just looked at her and laughed and laughed and laughed until she slowly backed out of the room.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) May 11, 2021
9. It’s not gonna happen.
But keep dreaming…
No one is full of more false hope than a parent organizing car ride activities before a long road trip.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 6, 2022
10. Did the cops get called?
Bad idea!
My 5 yo lost her first tooth and wanted to bring her tooth fairy swag to school to flex on her friends. This included the white “fairy dust” (baking soda). So, I sent my kid into preschool with a little bag of white powder for show and tell. Follow me for more parenting tips.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) March 29, 2022
11. That sucks.
But you gotta do what you gotta do.
If you and your kids are sick at the same time, you still have to take care of them. I’m just finding this out
— josie duffy rice (@jduffyrice) March 30, 2022
How are your kiddos doing these days?
Give us an update in the comments.
Please and thank you!