I’m pretty sure you’re about to fall in love…
With some hilarious tweets!
It’s going to be one of the most epic love stories of our time…
So let’s get started now, lovebirds!
1. A legend!
I’m into this.
guy at this karaoke bar in a full suit and studded coke white boots just dedicated his song to “the most important first responders in New York” and proceeded to do ghostbusters
— massage gun kelly (@treswritesstuff) April 9, 2022
2. How many more can we expect…?
Three? Four?
the pandemic has now lasted for two Jennifer Lopez engagements
— courtney ? (@merricats) April 9, 2022
3. Not always a good idea.
But to each their own…
Parents who stay together for their “children” are NOT doing their children a favor. I promise.
— yaris (@xo_yaris) April 9, 2022
4. Is this really happening?
Sounds kind of weird…
Married couples paying each other back for coffee on Venmo: You good?
— Grey DeLisle (@GreyDeLisle) April 9, 2022
5. You nailed it!
But please don’t attack anyone…
Will Smith got banned from the Oscars for doing a thing I’ve always wanted to do: physically attack a comedian for just making a reference instead of saying a joke
— Mike Abrusci (@mikeabrusci) April 9, 2022
6. What’s it gonna be?
Could go either way.
As a woman, I feel there are only two medical experiences
“jesus you’re dying, why didn’t you come in sooner”
and
“why are you wasting our time with this?”
for the same symptoms
— Summer Brennan (@summerbrennan) April 9, 2022
7. America! F**k yeah!
USA! USA!
Absolutely wild that the doctor can prescribe you some medicine and then the insurance company can be like, “nah, not feeling it”
— Jesse Thorn ?♂️ (@JesseThorn) April 10, 2022
8. You guys need to figure that out.
What have you been talking about?!?!
I’m a dentist and I graduated with 68 other ones. I’ve met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.
— Jon (@jturnerdds) April 9, 2022
9. Hey o!
That’s a zinger.
My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…
— mariana Z?????? (@mariana057) April 9, 2022
10. I like that!
I’m gonna start using it.
6yo couldn’t remember the word “tomorrow” so she called it “nexterday” so that’s the word now.
— Kathleen Wear a Mask Brough (@kbrough) April 9, 2022
11. Are they still around?
I had no idea!
Most used word in Red Hot Chili Peppers interviews: SPIRITUAL
Most used word in Red Hot Chili Peppers lyrics: DICK
— Neil Hamburger (@NeilHamburger) April 9, 2022
What’s the funniest tweet you’ve seen lately?
Whatever it is, share it with us in the comments.
Thanks a million!