Twitter really is the give that keeps on giving, don’t you think?
You know I’m speaking the truth!
I mean, where else can you get bombarded with all kinds of funny, random, and downright weird thoughts from all different kinds of people?
And, it’s great to always discover new Twitter users that are all earning an A+ is making us laugh our *sses off!
Are you ready to have some fun? Let’s go!
1. I feel like you’re trying to tell me something…
Is it about February 14? Valentine’s Day?
im free feb 14 if you wanna hang out feb 14 im not doing anything feb 14 just lmk about feb 14
— la star (@sstaralv) January 18, 2021
2. Hey, join the club!
We have a lot in common!
i did not peak in high school, in fact I was ugly the entire time i was there
— ٰ (@ceraliza) January 13, 2021
3. This is a very good point.
Anyone care to chime in about this?
why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes
— kelly (@kelllicopter) January 14, 2021
4. She sounds very clever.
You know other people are gonna try this now.
I’m checking temperatures today at work & this lady walks in, I check her temp she says loudly “YOU SAID MY TEMPERATURE 100 & WHAT? let me go home” y’all she really left😭😂 it was only 96😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Josie💎 (@vision_josie) January 14, 2021
5. The answer is pretty much always NO.
Are we clear about that?
am I working at my regular capacity? no. but am I prioritizing and taking care of the most important tasks? no. but am I at least taking care of myself and my mental health? also no.
— Elizabeth Teng 👩🏻💻📡🌌 (@etengastro) January 12, 2021
6. Hey, it works!
I haven’t tried this yet…maybe for lunch today…
— mea (@MIA_mea_) January 13, 2021
7. You know they’re listening…
There is no escape!
My phone when I say I want to buy something… pic.twitter.com/ldTlbCIUDF
— tahjá 🤍 (@tahjaserene) January 14, 2021
8. This kind of makes me sad.
Is that weird?
i’ve never seen a pregnant squirrel.. sis look like she going through it 😭 her baby daddy ain’t shit where he at pic.twitter.com/p4nfX911Kv
— Claudius (@xclaudius) January 12, 2021
9. This is pretty disturbing.
There’s really no way around it.
cannot get over this horrific disguise on gordon ramsay's show pic.twitter.com/TlhtWw4J5V
— joe prettyman (@JoePrettyman) January 12, 2021
10. It was a message from above.
Don’t try to deny it!
remembering the time when i found an ancient Nokia phone and the first thing it said when i booted it up was "HORNY WOMAN" pic.twitter.com/blyxZjfQUx
— Jor Woadly-Loam (@oohweehuman) January 13, 2021
11. You will now cancel your Twitter account.
This is how it works, people…
It’s been fun Twitter ✌🏽 pic.twitter.com/9DPlEgnmLM
— Itachi Uchiha (@cam__roy) January 13, 2021
What do you think is the absolute funniest tweet that you’ve seen lately?
Please share the good stuff with us in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you!