Twitter really is the give that keeps on giving, don’t you think?

You know I’m speaking the truth!

I mean, where else can you get bombarded with all kinds of funny, random, and downright weird thoughts from all different kinds of people?

And, it’s great to always discover new Twitter users that are all earning an A+ is making us laugh our *sses off!

Are you ready to have some fun? Let’s go!

1. I feel like you’re trying to tell me something…

Is it about February 14? Valentine’s Day?

2. Hey, join the club!

We have a lot in common!

3. This is a very good point.

Anyone care to chime in about this?

4. She sounds very clever.

You know other people are gonna try this now.

5. The answer is pretty much always NO.

Are we clear about that?

6. Hey, it works!

I haven’t tried this yet…maybe for lunch today…

7. You know they’re listening…

There is no escape!

8. This kind of makes me sad.

Is that weird?

9. This is pretty disturbing.

There’s really no way around it.

10. It was a message from above.

Don’t try to deny it!

11. You will now cancel your Twitter account.

This is how it works, people…

What do you think is the absolute funniest tweet that you’ve seen lately?

Please share the good stuff with us in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!