I’ll tell you what…
Kids say the darndest things!
You know that’s the truth!
And today we’re gonna see the PROOF!
Check out these tweets.
1. Is that today’s special?
Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021
2. Doesn’t sound appetizing.
But I’d still give it a shot.
Toddler calls oatmeal “meatmeal.” We all find this funny and slightly disgusting.
— ?Haley Stewart? (@HaleyCarrots) January 2, 2022
3. Farmer John cheese.
Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point I will have to tell my daughter we don’t put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 19, 2020
4. Started the year on the wrong foot.
Hopefully it got better!
My 6 y/o is learning about different states, but instead of saying New Hampshire he keeps calling it New Hamster. Now my 4 y/o is whining because I told him we are not getting a hamster & my Dry January ended after 4 days.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) January 5, 2022
5. Sounds like a cereal.
My daughter calls Netflix “Netflakes.”
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) January 1, 2022
6. Whatever you say!
I’m on board with that!
me: but I’m tired
2: let’s do a popsicle course!
me: I could handle that
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) January 18, 2022
7. Just let it go.
I like both of these!
Couple of new words I learned so far on this vacation… my son calls a loofa a scrubby dubby, and my niece calls gummy bears yummy bears. I’m not even gonna correct them.
— Dad Named Matt ?? (@mahnamematt) February 7, 2022
8. The last one is a bummer.
I love when kids rename things. For example, my kids call snacks “nackies” and granola bars “nolas” and homemade meals “do we have anything else to eat”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 11, 2022
9. Don’t say that!
I don’t miss tantrums or diapers but I do miss the toddler speech blunders like how my son used to mispronounce bridges.
Once we drove under a bridge and he said, “Mommy a bitch again?”
— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) June 27, 2018
10. Some mommy sandwich.
My 2 year old can say “parasaurolophus”, but he pronounces salami “some-mommy”.
— HotCrossMom (@ChrissySteel3) June 25, 2021
11. I like that better.
What do you think?
My daughter calls David Grohl’s band the Foo Spiders
— Matt Taylor (@Ascension_Matt) January 17, 2022
Do your kids do this?
If so, tell us all about it in the comments.
Thanks a lot!