Relationships can get a little…stale…from time to time…
And that’s definitely true when you’ve been married for a long time.
So how does this affect foreplay?
These parents decided to tackle that subject with these tweets.
Let’s take a look…
1. I hope you said yes.
Things are on the upswing!
My husband came home and and asked if I wanted to go to Home Goods.
Is this foreplay?
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 12, 2020
2. What are you asking me?
I don’t understand!
Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) July 19, 2015
3. Wouldn’t that be great?
Yeah, I guess…
Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we’d probably do to each other if we weren’t so tired and achy.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 9, 2021
4. This is amazing.
Now I’m starving.
My husband surprised me by bringing me back a twice-baked potato stuffed with bacon and onions and cheese and is this foreplay? Because it feels like foreplay.
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) December 1, 2019
5. Tonight is gonna be ON FIRE.
Better get ready!
Marriage foreplay be like…
I just watched my wife finger an ice cube out of the ice dispenser in the freezer door.
…ITS SO FUCKING ON LATER.
— Your Favorite Gay Mom? (@lezzimomof2) November 24, 2020
6. Don’t forget the good detergent.
What happened to the HEAT?
You’re not really married until doing the dishes counts as foreplay.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 5, 2015
7. That’s hot.
That was nice of him!
him: let’s go out on a date. let me hold your car door.
him: i showered
— Lil Bit ? (@LizerReal) December 4, 2020
8. This is it.
Better than nothing, I guess.
My husband got excited because I bent over and apparently my leggings are worn-in and see through now and welcome to foreplay as a parent.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) January 22, 2019
9. What do you think of this one?
So it’s come to this…?
Foreplay in your 40s is sending your wife photos of walk-in closets.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 22, 2021
10. You nailed it!
You’re about to get lucky.
I just got my wife a giant ice coffee from my trip to the outside world so don’t tell me I don’t know a thing or two about foreplay.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 22, 2020
11. Only one word.
That’s all it takes.
~Married people foreplay
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 9, 2019
How about you?
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
Share some good ones with us in the comments!