Did you ever get in trouble for swearing when you were a kid?
I remember when I was about six-years-old and I called my younger brother a b**tard…and then my parents freaked out and I never said that word again in front of them.
Hey, what do you want me to say? I saw it in a movie and didn’t think it was a big deal…
Well, today we’re gonna hear from parents who might need to wash out their kids’ mouths with soap.
Take a look!
1. Clear as a bell.
What an angel…
“Are you fucking kidding me?!”
–my 2yo, clear as a bell, in the middle of PetSmart, upon seeing a snake in real life for the first time
— Austin J. Clements (@ClementsAustinJ) April 11, 2021
2. This one is bad.
Poor old lady.
Once an elderly lady walked up to one of my kids in the grocery store and said, “look how cute he is!” My son, who is now 19 and was 2 at the time said, “what the fuck are you looking at?” I almost fell. ?
— Arturo Dominguez ???? (@ExtremeArturo) April 12, 2021
3. Start ’em young.
This is pretty hilarious.
My kid age 3 after a semi truck passed us kinda close and splashed a giant puddle across our windshield: “Fuckin’ guy.”
— Ash (@cuzkristoff) April 12, 2021
4. Bless her.
She’s got that right!
I remember my 2 year old daughter, hands on hips, looking out the garden window and shouting very loudly ‘those f****** squirrels are digging up the flower bulbs again Mummy!’ Bless.
— kathy walsh (@kathywalsh2) April 12, 2021
5. You got this!
I sure hope he did.
I was at the grocery store one day. One of the employees there is an older, very tiny man. He was pulling a heavy cart stacked with soda and obviously having trouble moving it. 3 year old girl in a cart dressed like Rapunzel saw him and yelled, “C’mon man! You got this shit!”
— Dizzy (@13silverroses) April 12, 2021
6. Hahaha. Wow.
Only 2-years-old.
My grandfather used to tell me about a 2 year old me who walked around his boat trailer with a hammer, hitting it and yelling “son of a bitch.”
— Steve Williams (@swilliamstexas) April 12, 2021
7. WTF, Dad?
Bet you didn’t see that coming.
Daughter at about that age, getting buckled into car seat that was a bit too snug & said to me very clearly: “What the fuck?” – spouse & I just looked at each other and tried not to react or laugh.
— John Horton (@johnjhorton) April 12, 2021
8. The old switcheroo.
Please don’t say that at school.
My 2yo using “goddamn it” for “oops”
— Wendy Shamblin (@WendyShamblin) April 12, 2021
9. I don’t give a s**t.
Let’s have a talk, shall we?
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My 4 y/o told the Kindergarten Teacher her mum “didn’t give a shit” if the teacher didn’t approve of the snack sent with lunch… that was a fun pick up. ???— Mickey Gene??? (@LineCrossed) April 12, 2021
10. Fed up and not gonna take it anymore.
You’re in trouble now!
My now-20 year old daughter’s first sentence, after discovering the air conditioning floor grate was now screwed down, so she couldn’t hide toys there any longer, “I don’t have to take this shit anymore.”
— Gregory Bullard (@GLBullard) April 12, 2021
Have your kids ever totally surprised you?
If so, tell us all about it in the comments.
Please and thank you!