We got your back!
And we got you covered!
With funny tweets, that is!
And who doesn’t need some major laughs right about now?
I know I sure do!
So what do you say we quit the small talk and get to the funny business, okay?
1. I learned to say NO to this a long time ago.
You can’t please everyone! So don’t even try!
I SAID YES ?????????? to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed
— ………… corie (@corietjohnson) October 28, 2021
2. Excel is one of the worst things you can do to your brain.
Don’t even try it!
Everyone talks about how social media is bad for your mental health but what about Excel?
— not m*rt*n (@weekend3warrior) October 11, 2021
3. This isn’t gonna go very well.
I just have a feeling this is going downhill.
— Certified Vakabon (@platini954) October 9, 2021
4. I would’ve volunteered but I’m already booked.
I can help you out next year, though!
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) October 2, 2021
5. You are making all of us so proud!
You just kept on walking!
I PASSED THE BAR!!!! So proud of myself, I really wanted to get a shot of tequila but I just passed it and kept on walking.
— Cat McKinney (@catcmckinney) October 8, 2021
6. You’re really gonna let this happen again?
Haven’t you learned your lesson yet? We all have!
girl, just let the call go to voicemail ? pic.twitter.com/qJHsNTZucZ
— toekneepraysick (@tonypraysick) October 12, 2021
7. I think it might be more like 65.
I’m no scientist, but that’s my gut feeling…
Are…are we sure it’s 25 when a man’s frontal lobe is fully developed? Are we positive??? Are we really 100 percent positive??
— ???? (@atkerijean) October 11, 2021
8. Always listen to your mother.
Even if she has no idea what she’s talking about. She’s always right!
I think she meant retrograde ??♂️ pic.twitter.com/GJXweoL2uT
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) October 5, 2021
9. I hope you gave it to her!
Hey, this is better than some big lie.
Today a student asked me for an extension because, and I quote, "ya girl is going through it."
— Yule tide bona fide Dr. Chris Jones (@ProfChrisMJones) October 9, 2021
10. I knew they were faking it all along.
Don’t tell me you thought any differently!
— music struggles (@musicstruggles1) October 15, 2021
11. Now this is some life advice that I can get behind!
You can’t get any lower so go ahead and do it! Just not on your face…
get that tattoo, ur family is already disappointed in you
— ? (FOR SALE) (@yourDreamgul) October 4, 2021
12. Here comes another lecture.
"You know who else briefly went offline?"
— Robert Downen (@RobDownenChron) October 4, 2021
Now it’s your turn!
Share some funny tweets and memes with us in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you!