Are you ready for your day to be made?
I sure hope so, my friends, because, whether you like it or not, your day is going to be made TODAY.
So you better prepare yourself for these funny tweets…
Let’s get started.
1. That’s what it’s for!
My mom was like “I accidentally took a Xanax this morning but I feel ok” and I’m like yeah that’s what it does
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) April 16, 2022
2. He saw enough.
That one stings.
I was on a dating app and a guy jokingly wrote “what should we name our first child?” as his intro message and I had to tell him that in fifth grade I lost a bet to my best friend Hannah and have to without question name my first born child Megatron and then the man unmatched me
— Emily Forney (@EmilyKaitlinnn) April 21, 2022
3. I’d watch this show.
Let’s see you try it!
“Open This!” A game show where CEOs try to open the packaging that they sell.
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) April 20, 2022
4. That does sound pretty nice.
Just sitting outside all day…
I do not want to be on the computer … I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) April 19, 2022
5. This might be my favorite tweet ever.
You nailed it!
the vibe at small airports is like if they made your divorced dad’s apartment a business
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) April 19, 2022
6. We’ve had enough.
every clothing ad now is like “to me, activism is just being myself in my favorite jeans” “I protest for my community in my fresh kicks” “my freckles? break barriers.” please enough
— raina (@quakerraina) April 20, 2022
7. I love Green Door.
He’s a great singer.
i was in the car with my MIL and i was playing blink-182 and she asked if it was “Green Door” and i said yes and she said “oh nice i love him”
— kim (@KimmyMonte) April 19, 2022
8. What do you think?
He might not be too bright.
My boyfriend (25) just asked if I (27) had internet in high school 😐
— kethi =) (@LACTAlD) April 19, 2022
9. That’s a great one!
Just be careful about it…
LA is scary because sometimes you tell someone you just met at a party that you don’t like a TV show and they tell you they’re on the writing team…
In unrelated news, I like every single television show ever made.
— emily (@ectannenbaum) April 17, 2022
10. Pretty much the same thing.
This is good life advice.
I don’t meditate, but I do sometimes leave my phone in the other room when I’m watching TV, so
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) April 20, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, please share them with us in the comments.
Thanks a million!