It’s flu season, and while being sick is no reason to laugh, we’re going to make some exceptions for this article.
Yes, having the flu really sucks, but maybe we can all laugh at it to relieve the pain a little bit.
Laugh at these tweets, take some pills, go back to bed, and call me in the morning. Trust me, I’m a doctor.
1. DON’T GO OUTSIDE.
— maybe: Kristen (@klf113) January 22, 2018
2. It’s going to be very romantic.
Writing a love poem called "I Want to Marry You and Have Your Kids So They Can Sneeze in Our Faces and We Can Take His and Hers NyQuil."
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) January 24, 2017
3. Oh, now you’re sick?
Nobody experiences a sudden onset "flu" symptoms like a 3 year old who's just been asked to clean up his train tracks.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 19, 2015
4. Thanks for the reminder.
Me: I have the flu
My mom: pic.twitter.com/eT9uxBcFeV
— sammy (@sammyaloha) January 22, 2018
5. Be a good parent.
If you're not giving your family Lysol showers and dousing everything in bleach, are you even parenting children during flu season?
— SammichesPsychMeds (@SamPsychMeds) January 18, 2018
6. Comes to a standstill.
Know what gets done around the house when mom is sick?
Nothing, not a damn thing.
— Why all these kids? (@whyallthesekids) November 28, 2015
7. A big F.U.
It is definitely not a coincidence that the word flu starts with an f and ends with a u.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) February 16, 2013
8. A total breakdown in the system.
My throat hurts. This can't happen.
If I get sick, the house collapses, and my family wanders the streets in search of shelter and food.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) April 7, 2016
9. I’m really not sure…
Husband: "How do the kids keep getting sick?"
Me: [picturing all the things the toddler licked last week] "No idea."
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) October 10, 2016
10. Being stung from all sides.
Being sick when you have kids is like being sick in a swarm of bees.
— TheMotherOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) January 21, 2017
Avoid the flu this winter!
Get your flu shot and stay healthy out there!