You never know what’s gonna happen when you walk through the doors to enter a holiday office party.
Some people are gonna get wasted, some co-workers are gonna hook up, there might even be a fistfight in the parking lot…and then you have to face everyone on Monday morning.
So try to go easy this year okay? And enjoy these tweets that are right on the money.
1. Those magic words!
It only takes three!
I wasn’t going to go to my office holiday party but three words convinced me: free day drinking.
— 🎄Kirstie Kringle🎄 (@kirstie_talbot) December 8, 2021
2. Hang on tight to that.
What a gift!
It was my work Christmas party tonight, and look what I got in the secret Santa. I love my team!❤ pic.twitter.com/N0NIy5L7cQ
— Richard Burr (@RichardPBurr) December 3, 2021
3. You have blackmail material.
Forever and ever.
Reminiscing on the time I took care of my very drunk boss at the office party and she had to rate me ‘Outstanding’ for my internship performance pic.twitter.com/h87FjsKYxK
— Dolcé (@DeniqueLove) December 4, 2021
4. Hootin’ and hollerin’.
You’re a lightweight.
Boss is going around the whole office making sure I have a ride home after the Christmas party cause he knows I’ll be hooting and hollering after 1 beer
— Johnny Boi (@Jkn27boss) December 8, 2021
5. He knows you well.
You don’t want to ruin the party, do you?
Boss requested I make a playlist for the office holiday party and his only instructions were “no sad boy indie stuff” 🥺
— Spencer Dukoff (@SpencerDukoff) December 7, 2021
6. You have your priorities straight.
I’m with you!
to my boss: hi! sorry, I won’t be able to meet my deadlines for the next two weeks. I signed up for karaoke at the office holiday party and I really need to prepare for that. Thank you kindly!
— Van Morrissey (@SteenaSalido) December 1, 2021
7. You know it!
Nothing wrong with that.
Normalize pregaming for the work holiday party
— BABE (@BabeTweets) December 7, 2021
8. Still a fun idea.
But where’s the booze?
My work holiday party is a cocktail making class… not as much fun with mocktails but 10/10 cool idea
— Ashley Smith (@ashleydfsmith) December 7, 2021
9. It’s gonna be epic!
Let’s hope everyone behaves…
“on a scale of 1 to harry styles concert how excited are you for the office holiday party” wow my boss gets it already
— em misses harry 🙁 (@newangelouis) December 3, 2021
10. You better not act a fool.
Don’t let them see your true colors…yet.
Office holiday party tomorrow after working for (1) week at the new gig. Boss told me they stayed out until 3am at the last one. Sounds like a trap
— Hugh (@lilkeybump44) December 8, 2021
Have you ever seen any drama at your office holiday parties?
If so, please tell us all about it in the comments!
Thanks a lot!