Blowing it in front of someone you have a big crush on is one of the most humiliating experiences a person can go through. I know I’ve definitely had my fair share of embarrassment. One time in 5th grade I said “hi” to the girl I liked over my shoulder and slammed face-first into a door. I still haven’t gotten over it…
Hopefully these 12 people have recovered from their horrible experiences.
1. Call 911
Was 15, talked to this girl a lot. Asked her out, we got dinner went to a movie. Had a great night with her. So walked her home and went for a kiss, I was pretty small so I had to stand on my toes. I slipped, it was snowing. So I fell forward, on my way down trying to get hold of something I pulled her pants down. Now we are both falling. I broke my nose and she had a concussion and was passed out. So I call 911. Meanwhile her parents come outside.
Had to look weird. She was laying on her back with her pants on her knees and im panicking calling 911 while bleeding all over her.
Something worked out though. Still together after 10 years.
2. Careful with that door
In middle school this guy I had crushed on all year passed me a note asking for my number. I gave it to him and was floating on cloud nine until the end of class. The bell rang and I shot up to run go find my best friend to tell her how excited I was. I was the first to the door and I opened it. My foot caught the door, then I hit myself in the face with the corner of the door cutting my eyebrow, lip, and cheek in a beautiful straight line down my face.
He was the one that helped me to the nurse’s office and I felt like dying the entire way there.
I accidentally hit my crush in the eye with a golf ball (chipped his cheek bone) when I was 13. He wouldn’t talk to me after that. I don’t blame him.
8th grade playing kickball, as it went over the fence and I went to fetch it. I thought it was a good idea to use this opportunity to “look cool” and hop over the fence effortlessly like I had seen on the movies…well it didn’t go so well. While my crush was waiting and watching along with everyone else on the field, my pants got caught on the fence and and ripped. Everyone was able to indulge in a nice view of Joe Boxer smiley face underwear. Needless to say I was embarrassed and laughed at for the rest of the day.
5. That’s not good
I was 16 and in drama club. The afterschool activity mucked with my poop schedule so I was constantly gassy. One day I was laying on the bleachers in class and my crush was making me laugh hysterically. Then, I let out a fart sounding like a T-Rex. It reverberated against me and the plastic bleachers – DOUBLE CHAINSAW FART. Everyone in the room froze. The world went in gross slow motion. Thankfully, the guy started laughing and said “what was that? Girls can’t fart so I have no idea what that was!”
6. Heads up
While walking next to her, I walked into a telephone pole and broke my nose.
7. Smooth move
I was texting him, and my phone did something weird…took a picture of myself by mistake and ended up sending it to him. Awful pic, you could see right up my nose.
8. Potty break
I’d been babysitting my niece who was just being potty trained that entire weekend and when he came and sat down beside me in class and asked where the teacher was I meant to say “Went to the bathroom.” and instead my brain made it “Went potty.” He gave me the weirdest look and I was too embarrassed to explain myself.
9. Grammar Nazi
I tried to write her a note asking if she liked me, she returned it with red marking that pointed out my spelling and grammar errors. I am sure she is a redditor today.
10. Upside down
Pretend to read a book while he was walking by, and he told me that I hold that book upside-down.
11. Safety first
Showing off on my bike, turned to see if she was watching. Ran directly into a parked van. she was watching.
12. A perfect landing
I was tying my shoe whilst talking to them and somebody pushed me from behind and I fell face first into his crotch. 8th grade was brutal man.