You know when you open up your notebook after spending a week on a tropical island and a scorpion comes out and disappears into your building? Yea, I had to get off the phone and go watch a movie after that one.

These are some other things that can send me right back to my couch.

1. NOPE

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2. Look closer… unless you have arachnaphobia. Then skip this one.

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3. Done gardening for life

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4. I’ll walk

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5. I’m not that thirsty anyways

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6. No banana for me!

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7. My breath doesn’t smell THAT bad.

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8. You go ahead. I’ll take a photo.

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9. Not for me.

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10. I’ll have the water, in the see through glass

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11. Hole in never.

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