Jimmy Fallon seems to up his hashtag game every time he encourages Twitter users to play…or maybe it’s the Twitterverse that’s intent on always being quicker, funnier, and cleverer with each rendition. Either way, these 14 #WhyDidISayThat tweets will have you snorting milk and cereal all over your keyboard.
Consider yourself warned.
#14. I mean…if she finds the cat, it will totally be funny.
A distraught woman approached us & asks if we’ve seen her lost siamese cat, I replied “is that the one with 2 heads?” #WhyDidISayThat
— Max G (@Max_Graham98) August 15, 2016
#13. Dude. Never ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless she’s literally giving birth in front of you.
me at a teacher on the hallway: “aww! what month are you in?”
turned out she wasn’t pregnant.. #WhyDidISayThat— Alexandru Simonescu (@8minutestorm) August 12, 2016
#12. Akin to the famous Dirty Dancing line, “I carried a watermelon.”
Once this cute guy told me “you look very nice today” and I responded with a “I didn’t even shower” #WhyDidISayThat ?
— Shirley (@bitcxhwhatever) August 11, 2016
#11. We all know the only reason to go outside is for food. Right?
Once leaving a hotel, bell hop asked “Y’all need directions anywhere?” with confidence I replied “No thanks, we just ate.” #WhyDidISayThat
— Asa Williams (@asa_willi8) August 9, 2016
#10. You might as well have just said, “I’m a stalker.” Because that’s what he heard.
I once was introduced to a guy, realized how I recognized him & said “my friends have sent pictures of you in our groupchat” #WhyDidISayThat
— efont (@emmafontana242) August 8, 2016
#9. With family like you, maybe Grandma would agree.
My family was eating before my grandmothers funeral, when I realized we had stew I said “This is the best day of my life” #WhyDidISayThat
— Båiley (@follow_belle) August 6, 2016
#8. No moment is a bad moment for a Mean Girls reference.
@jimmyfallon “Grool.” Oh, wait. That was Mean Girls. #WhyDidISayThat
— Jessica Benge (@jbenge79) August 6, 2016
#7. #awkwardlaugh.
Me: You’ve got a little something on your forehead. Coworker: It’s Ash Wednesday. #WhyDidISayThat
— cynthea stafford (@ceepasue) August 6, 2016
#6. Once I thanked a cashier, and she replied, “I love you, too.”
I worked at Dunkin Donuts. When a guy at front counter finished his order I asked him to “please pull forward.” #WhyDidISayThat
— Beezy (@beezypeezy123z) August 6, 2016
#5. You probably made his day.
*can’t open drawer at church*
*old man tries to help*
old man: it just needs a good screw!
me: don’t we all!#WhyDidISayThat @jimmyfallon— Emily Carver (@emilycarver) August 3, 2016
#4. I mean…sometimes your truth just comes out.
Someone just told me to have a great day and I replied with, “no thank you” ? #whydidisaythat #ihatemyself #hewassoconfused #iamtheworst
— Brookie B (@BBowl26) May 25, 2016
#3. Hopefully they didn’t hear you?
@jimmyfallon went to say bye to a group of elderly people leaving my restaurant by saying “enjoy the rest of your days” #whydidisaythat
— meredeth harvey (@meredethharvey) March 11, 2016
#2. …And then there was an unavoidable thirty minutes of uncomfortable silence.
Getting a haircut, barber asked me what I do for a living. I said “Advertising, what about you?” He replied “I am a barber” #WhyDidISayThat
— Stephen Angelovich (@angelsteve89) August 4, 2016
#1. Annnnnnd we have a clear winner!
I was having sandwich at Subway. I was asked if I wanted the 12 inch. I told the guy I could only fit 6 inches inside me! #WhyDidISayThat
— Michelle (@mc_arthur123) August 3, 2016