A word to the wise: don’t listen to booze after you’ve thrown back a few.

You’re gonna get some seriously bad advice, you’ll end up doing something stupid, and you’ll end up either in jail or with a whole lot of regrets.

So remember, next time the bottle tries to give you advice, don’t listen!

1. Great idea!

2. You’re an excellent dancer

3. Trust Jameson

4. Try it out!

5. You’ll convince them

6. I see an emergency room in your future

7. Is this a bathroom?

8. Yell if you must

9. Uh oh

10. For the whole world to see

Unfortunately, those bottles sound like some of my friends…hmmmmm.