A word to the wise: don’t listen to booze after you’ve thrown back a few.

You’re gonna get some seriously bad advice, you’ll end up doing something stupid, and you’ll end up either in jail or with a whole lot of regrets.

So remember, next time the bottle tries to give you advice, don’t listen!

1. Great idea!

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2. You’re an excellent dancer

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3. Trust Jameson

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4. Try it out!

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5. You’ll convince them

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6. I see an emergency room in your future

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7. Is this a bathroom?

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8. Yell if you must

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9. Uh oh

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10. For the whole world to see

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Unfortunately, those bottles sound like some of my friends…hmmmmm.