We’re friends, right?
I feel like we’ve been doing this long enough with each other that we can be honest.
And I have to level with you: these tweets are EXCELLENT.
They’re funny, witty, and I might even go so far as to call them truly magical. Yes, I went there. Because I mean it, FRIEND.
Enjoy these funny tweets! And, now that we’ve made our friendship official, do you think I can borrow $20? I’ll pay you back very, very soon…
1. There’s a standard for that.
You weren’t aware of this?
I'm sorry the what now pic.twitter.com/OpxK1FKiZY
— skepanie (@goodhairperson) July 16, 2019
2. Well, I’m here…what now?
Have fun down there!
Me, in hell: I was told there would be a “special” place for me?
— Alice Wetterlund (@alicewetterlund) February 25, 2019
3. This doesn’t feel like a victory.
Time to move on to Zima.
when u got a promotion at work but the chardonnay is subpar & your marriage is slowly crumbling pic.twitter.com/Rwo8cuwURt
— lil jon lovitz(?) (@liljonlovitz) April 28, 2016
4. They ruined it for all of us.
Gee, thanks a lot…
FIRST PERSON TO GET A CAT: haha this thing is an asshole I’m gonna keep it
— tater tot bros (@thetits) May 3, 2016
5. You can never go back to that office ever again.
You realize that, don’t you?
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
6. This could be the beginning of an awesome revenge movie.
He’s back for vengeance!
wheres my fuckin son pic.twitter.com/QM2nh5AYKs
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) January 9, 2019
7. That really is very helpful.
Oh good, we can leave now!
I like it when they put 'the end' after a movie, so that you know not to stay sat in your seat for the rest of your life.
— a skeleton head (@Death_Buddy) May 2, 2016
8. Yeah, me too…
Let’s get this thing over with.
i'm whichever meyers briggs type loses interest in finishing the test halfway
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) May 1, 2019
9. Ouch. This one hurts.
Blanche, you forgot to pay the electric bill again!
The Golden Girls is the most relatable TV show for a millenial, as I too will be renting with several roommates until I'm 80
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) April 30, 2019
10. They are all together in Heaven.
And they’re still all stained with spaghetti.
Wherever all my Tupperware lids are, I truly hope that they are happy
— Sam G (@ItsSamG) May 1, 2019
11. That really isn’t cool!
But…how did they know…?
Owned by my boarding pass pic.twitter.com/3RWiWogPWL
— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) May 3, 2019
Have you seen any tweets lately that you really loved? Ones that really made you laugh your *ss off?
Well, don’t keep them all to yourself!
Share them with us in the comments.
We also accept funny memes, jokes, and photos as well!
Thanks in advance!