I’ve heard rumors before that people who have a dark sense of humor are more intelligent than other folks. There may be some truth to that, but if it were 100% true, I would be a total genius because I HAVE A SICK MIND.
Maybe a little too sick…but it is what it is.
If you’re like me, you’ll enjoy these tweets a whole lot.
1. Showed her.
https://twitter.com/okaishawty/status/1220758632704307200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fstephenlaconte%2Ftweets-funny-but-sad-dark-depressing
2. It’s kind of true…
When I was younger I thought cops were legally allowed to commit crimes and get away with it and then I got older and found out that wasn’t true and then I got even older and found out it was
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) June 6, 2018
3. Pay no attention to him.
A little boy just screamed down the tube carriage “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” and everyone remained silent. I love London
— Sophie Thompson (@sophxthompson) May 16, 2018
4. Don’t worry about me.
https://twitter.com/meowkenxing/status/1221861537704488962?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fstephenlaconte%2Ftweets-funny-but-sad-dark-depressing
5. Forget about that.
Being poor is cool cus you’ll be saving up for something you really want and you’ll be almost there and ready to buy it and then your check engine light comes on
— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) October 20, 2018
6. Sad animals everywhere.
https://twitter.com/urvillageidiot/status/1110956743800963072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fstephenlaconte%2Ftweets-funny-but-sad-dark-depressing
7. End it all now.
I finally got my average resting heart rate down to 65 beats per minute. Only 65 more to go.
— Eric Sprankle, PsyD (@DrSprankle) July 19, 2018
8. Yeah sure, buddy.
2011: The world’s gonna end next year…like probably….bc of something w the Mayans
People: *freaking out*
2019: There is SCIENTIFIC PROOF that Global Warming is rapidly destroying life as we know it, and we need change, fast.
People: lol ok
— baby sp!ce (@emdoyl) February 23, 2019
9. Wow. That is dark.
https://twitter.com/MaddyBoyd11/status/1105713499345346560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fstephenlaconte%2Ftweets-funny-but-sad-dark-depressing
10. Now that’s a zinger!
I remember my moms Uncle Joe died and got cremated and we were on the way to the funeral and she said she wanted some coffee and my older brother said “well we got a box ‘a Joe right here” and that didn’t make her laugh
— Remmy (@RemmyBux) October 4, 2018
11. Same here!
In elementary school when we would have read out loud to the class from the textbook I would literally count the kids in front of me and figure out what section I was reading so I could practice it before it got to my turn & I think that’s where my anxiety started.
— rach✨ (@ratch_jax) February 24, 2019
12. That’s depressing…
[buying a dog]
hi yes i want to be absolutely devastated in like 11 years or so
— the pan-midwesterner (@panmidwest) January 16, 2018
13. I mean, it’s her last chance.
Me: *slapping my older brother in the face with his own hand* haha stop hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself
Sister-in-law: *crying* is this why you wanted an open casket
— dick snickers (@smithsara79) December 11, 2017
Dark, yet funny! Right up my alley!
What about you? Do you have a sick sense of humor where anything goes?
Tell us about it in the comments, please!