Listen, we want to warn you up front about something that’s pretty serious…
The tweets you’re about to see are so undeniably funny that your head…might explode.
Hey, we just want you to be aware of what you’re getting into.
So proceed with caution and try to do everything in your power to make sure your head DOESN’T explode, okay?
Go ahead and take a look…
1. I’m with this 100%.
Especially if it involves candy…hey, I’m just being honest.
Credit score should go up if you are buying cool things
— Nick Nemeroff (@nicknemeroff) October 21, 2021
2. You did what you had to do.
I would have gotten out of there, too.
Therapist: How was your week?
Me: I had a “haha” person and a “lol”person in the same group chat. I didn’t know what to do, so I just left.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) October 21, 2021
3. Where did we go wrong?
It just doesn’t seem fair…let’s change this, people!
https://twitter.com/prisonpete/status/1451294582264770566
4. That is some hard stuff right there.
You think you’re never gonna catch them…
fuck a breakup you ever chased your dog and they think it’s a game?!?! 😭😭😭😭
— katherine ˑ༄ؘ (@kalexagA) October 20, 2021
5. I think you need to go into this field.
You have a lot of great ideas!
Have you tried eating a pan of frosted brownies?
Me, as a therapist.
— Annie the Nanny (@AnnietheNanny1) April 2, 2021
6. This was always a topic of conversation in school.
People are weird, don’t you think?
why did everyone make being left-handed growing up such a weird thing? i just can’t hold scissors properly it’s not a big deal
— madimoiselle ♡ (@drivingmemadi) October 22, 2021
7. What on Earth are you talking about?
Back up, let’s start from the beginning again…
told a group of teens that when I was their age we had to pay by the word for text messages. It was called a telegram and now they think I’m a liar
— John Collins (@HangBlaa) February 29, 2020
8. They are quite an aggressive fruit in there.
Pay attention next time and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
https://twitter.com/IcyJaime/status/1455688264732626951?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1455688264732626951%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-11-5-2021
9. This would be truly terrifying.
I can’t take it anymore! Get me out of here!
A haunted house but for awkward interactions. Someone pops out at you and you're like "nice to meet you" and they're like "haha actually we've already met"
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) October 29, 2021
10. This happens to me all the time.
I think it had something to do with dogs…
https://twitter.com/priinnydior/status/1454963959505817601?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1454963959505817601%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-11-5-2021
11. This is depressing.
This can’t be real, right?
“I was born in 2007” sounds so fake bro nobody is born that late
— Jeffery Werkins (@JefferyWerkins) November 1, 2021
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