We’re gonna make you sweat, folks!

Not, not like that! Get your head out of the gutter for once, will ya?!?!

We’re gonna make you sweat through laughter. And we’ll achieve that laughter by way of hilarious tweets.

So here’s the deal: you’ll look at these tweets, you’ll laugh hysterically, you’ll sweat, and you’ll feel like you just went to the gym.

And everybody wins!

So get started and get your sweat on right now! You’re welcome!

1. Doesn’t sound very realistic.

Why are you telling me this?

2. We’re going to treat you like a baby.

I want to get this advice!

3. I thought all people from the Midwest were supposed to be nice…

What happened to you?

4. This is absolutely disgusting.

How did you live with this person?

5. Heavy metal bands are now running our lives.

And I’m okay with that!

6. They make dresses out of sacks?

What am I missing here?

7. I can’t follow this advice.

I have a book addiction and I can’t lie about it.

8. Wait, it’s not?

I guess you learn something new every day.

9. Am I supposed to know who that is?

Not ringing a bell…

10. It starts to add up…

Just a drop in the bucket, right?

11. Seriously, what is wrong with those bears?

What have they been eating?


12. You’ve never forgotten.

And you need to make sure no one else ever does, either…

Okay, now it’s your turn.

In the comments, share some more funny tweets that you think we’ll love.

Let’s see what you can come up with!