You know people like this. Hell, you might be one of these people. The type that thinks their dog is heir to a throne and must be treated as such.
Hey, I’m not talkin’ trash. I love dogs, and if I currently had my own I’m sure I’d the same way.
But you have to admit that it is kind of hilarious…take a look.
1. It’s a dog bed, okay?
My dogs sleep on a dog bed. It's a king size one in the master bedroom that my husband and I sleep on too, but yeah, it's a dog bed.
— Stacey (@skittle624) November 3, 2017
2. Wasn’t talking to you.
*Arriving home at the end of the day*
Me: Hi handsome
Me: Sorry I was talking to the dog
— sophielou (@sophielou) July 17, 2019
3. I don’t agree with you.
Wife: I think you're taking the idea of the dog being part of the family too far.
Me: [sitting dog at table with plate and silverware] why
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 27, 2017
4. Yes, she would.
I just found out that my husband fills the dog's water dish not from the tap, but from the fridge's water purifier feature.
"She'd do the same for me", he said.
— Dr. Samantha Joel (@datingdecisions) May 7, 2019
5. Guilty as charged.
wife: "have you spent all our money on stuff for the dog again?"
[the dog rolls past the window on two hoverboards]
me: "okay yes"
— k e i t h ?? (@KeetPotato) June 8, 2016
6. It’s his favorite movie.
wife: You forgot to turn the TV off last night
[flashback to me leaving it on so the dog could finish watching Air Bud]
me: No I didn't
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) July 25, 2016
7. Something to aim for.
this lady has her dog in the front seat and husband in the back. this will be me as a wife someday. pic.twitter.com/371b5K4tfp
— Paige Russell (@paige_russsell) February 28, 2016
8. DO NOT upset the dog.
My husband and I get along better since realizing how much our yelling upsets the dog.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) August 22, 2019
9. Building the archive.
My wife and I have taken four photos together in the last two years, meanwhile we have ninety three photos of our dog sleeping since last week.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) November 22, 2018
10. I don’t have time for this.
My husband told me he’s not feeling well and I told him I didn’t have time to worry about that…my dog is sneezing and she needs me.
— Stacey (@skittle624) July 12, 2018
11. Time to party!
My wife is working late tomorrow and I’m going to let the dog have extra junk food and watch R-Rated movies.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 10, 2017
12. You’re on the floor tonight.
My dog and I have this cute bedtime routine where he sleeps in my husband’s spot and I let him.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) June 15, 2019
13. Major life decision.
My girlfriend got our dog a raincoat and it's so cute I'm moving to Seattle so she has to wear it every day.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 28, 2015
14. Sorry, you’re not invited.
I want to surprise my wife with plans for a vacation getaway but I want the surprise to be that it’s just me and my dog going.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) September 2, 2019
15. Get ready for the big day!
WIFE: Stop spending money on stupid stuff
WIFE: What the hell?
[dog walks by in a tuxedo]
ME: He's getting married, Karen
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) August 17, 2016
Are you one of these people? It’s okay, you can admit it here.
And show us a photo in the comments!