We all love our dogs and we all like to imagine what dogs are thinking. The folks at Thoughts of the Dog have turned that into a successful Twitter account with over two and a half million followers. Here are 15 of their funniest dog thoughts. (via Bored Panda)
1. The beach
WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH. I CAN SMELL THE OCEAN. I’M GOING TO EAT THE SAND
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 27, 2019
2. The hunt
i’ve been lying in the same spot. for several hours. some may think i’m lazy. but i bet they’ve never been so focused. on a skittle under a fridge
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) April 23, 2019
3. Napping
nobody ever told me. when you wake up from a nap. you can immediately start another one. that was something i figured out. all by myself
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) April 4, 2019
4. Attention
i’m a simple pup. i don’t need much. just your attention at all times. and for everyone i ever meet to love me a whole bunch
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) May 5, 2019
5. Shedding
i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) June 5, 2019
6. Shopping
we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2019
7. Tricks
the small neighbor human. has been teaching me how to roll over. but i usually stop halfway. this is the belly rub toll. and i will not complete the trick. until it is paid
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) May 13, 2019
8. Sirens
i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) June 9, 2019
9. Dog tags
whenever i do a little jog. the tags on my collar start to jingle. this signals to my surroundings. that the goodness approaches
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) April 13, 2019
10. Ice
occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) March 31, 2019
11. Guests
the human invited a new fren over tonight. it’s going well. but they seem a little nervous. this is to be expected. as i set the bar pretty high around here
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) May 26, 2019
12. Wake up!
the human is fast asleep. but i jumped on their bed. and cuddled close. to remind them that i love them. because the nighttime is long. and i’m worried they might forget
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) March 20, 2019
13. Walks
sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) May 16, 2019
14. The deal
i will love you. for all eternity. and in return. could you please wipe away my eye boogers
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) February 13, 2019
15. End of the day
the human worked all day. so we didn’t spend much time together. this upsets them more than anything. because who knows how long any of us have. but they’re here now. and i really hope they realize. all i need. is for them to hold my paw. until i fall asleep
— Thoughts of Dog ?️? (@dog_feelings) May 30, 2019
h/t: Bored Panda