One of the stranger aspects of our modern lives is that food companies are forever releasing new flavors, regardless of whether they actually taste good. Remember cappuccino-flavored Lays? Hopefully not! Clearly, these companies will try anything to make a buck, and the result has been some uniquely disgusting creations.

And that’s what prompted London developer Laura González to create @fakefantas, a Twitter account that generates made-up flavors of the popular soda. González was first inspired after trying a new Fanta flavor that combined orange with carrots and pumpkins. (Nightmare.)

Check out 15 of the funniest fake Fanta flavors, and you’ll agree: they’re not that much different from what these companies actually try. And that, friends, is scary.

 

1. Communist Blowfish

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2. Small Rice Ball

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3. Meat On Bone

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4. Canned Food

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5. Poisonous Rose

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6. Bird

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7. Important Snake

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8. Japanese Goblin

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9. Baby Bottle

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10. Noisy Eggplant

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11. Gay Mystery

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12. British Dog

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13. Repulsive Turtle

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14. First Quarter Moon With Face

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15. Delicious Ear Of Rice (Zero Sugar)

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h/t: Bloomjoy Collective