There are some quotes that pretty much everyone knows, even if they’re not sure where they came from or who said them. Things like, “I think, therefore I am” and “To be, or not to be, that is the question” are part of popular culture in a way no one can really untangle, but this online store, called slightlywrong, is here to make you supremely uncomfortable by tweaking the quotes on t-shirts…just a bit.

Now, a challenge: see if you can make it all the way to the end of the list without tearing your hair out!

#15. Doesn’t quite put the fear in you the same way, does it?

#14. I like it.

#13. Doesn’t work with the accent.

#12. OUR PLANET.

#11. …….

#10. I feel like Spock would approve.

#9. It’s everywhere.

#8. Some of the subtle ones make you wonder if you’re remembering wrong.

#7. I just can’t.

#6. Honestly, it seems the same

#5. This is a good prize for the person who best withstands Super Bowl Sunday snacks.

#4. I feel like Luke has used some version of this as a pickup line.

#3. Even Joey is confused.

#2. I can see the look on Forrest’s face now…

#1. *cringe cringe cringe*