This Is What Happens When Bearded Men Look Up

This subject hits close to home for me. As you can see from my profile picture, I have a beard. I thought it was a simple facial hair choice. I had no idea a monster lurked just below my own chin.

Bored Panda and Beards From Below can be credited with the discovery that when a bearded man looks straight up, he is instantly transformed into a faceless horror that children and pets should not have to see. So to anyone who has been subjected to a beard’s sordid underbelly, we apologize.

1. Steel Wool

2. Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

3. Cousin It

4. The Crew Cut

5. The Rejected Muppet

6. The Whale Tail

7. Buzzed

8. The No-Hawk

9. The “Gene Wilder From Behind”

10. The First Draft Of A Troll Doll

11. The Beard Mullet

12. The Hagrid

13. The Horse Shoe

14. Grandpa’s Merkin

15. But to be fair, non-bearded fellows don’t look amazing from this angle, either.

 

h/t: Bored Panda and Beards From Below

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