This Twitter account is the gift that keeps on giving. FakeFantas mocks the seemingly never-ending stream of new flavored sodas that we see on the shelves at the grocery store.

Here are some of the best examples of Fake Fantas. Spider Web sounds tasty!

1. British Dog

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2. Repulsive Turtle

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3. Large Poop

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4. Uptight Japanese Goblin

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5. Duck

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6. Toxic Spaghetti

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7. Spider Web

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8. Clothes and Potato

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9. Lipstick

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10. Tender Gloves

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11. Poisonous Rose

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12. Gay Mystery

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13. Corn

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14. Taco

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15. Goat

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16. Lesbian Bouquet

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17. Eggplant

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18. Communist Blowfish

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Don’t those all sound absolutely delicious?!?!