Have you ever been dumped for something that you thought was totally petty and ridiculous?
Or maybe YOU were the one who did the dumping for a petty reason?
Either way, the fact is that people really do get broken up with for reasons that seem a little ridiculous to those not in the situation.
But, it’s also very true that you never know what someone is really like until you’re in a relationship with them, so maybe these people had it coming…
Or maybe the people who did the dumping are a lot like George Costanza…
Whatever the case, enjoy these funny stories!
1. You idiot!
Get it together!
I broke up with someone because he thought the line from Topgun was “need for tweed” and not “need for speed”.
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) August 18, 2020
2. I would not stand for this.
You did the right thing.
They said “would of” instead of “would have”
— John (@Johnomatopoeiax) August 18, 2020
3. Creepy teeth.
Like piranhas or something…
He had small teeth, really small, almost childlike
— Rachel Profiling (@casting991) August 18, 2020
4. I can’t look away.
Also, the steak thing is not cool.
His upper and lower eyelashes grew towards each other and I couldn’t stop imagining the Aeon Flux fly eye. Also, he ordered his steak well done. pic.twitter.com/kVQvicQ1mM
— Cheri Clarkin (@ChatChapeau) August 18, 2020
5. Cold beverages only.
We all have our limits.
He didn’t drink anything hot.
— Laura Anna Loane is at home #BLM #RIPNeilPeart (@lauraaloane) August 18, 2020
6. Who am I sitting next to?
Luuuuke…you know the rest…
He breathed really heavily through his nose while we watched a film at the cinema, was like sitting with feking Darth Vader
— Sheila’s wheels (@horner1973) August 18, 2020
7. Stop yelling at me!
Enough with the abuse, okay?
I was briefly going out with a girl who insisted on texting in capital letters. It felt like she was just shouting at me all the time. Couldn’t be doing with it
— Daniel Bounford (@dbounford) August 18, 2020
8. Fat thumbs.
Kinda weird, but okay.
A mate of mine broke up with someone cause she had fat thumbs
— Barry Fratelli (@BazFratelli) August 18, 2020
9. Be on time!
So rude!
She could not EVER be on time. Averaged over an hour late no matter what the occasion was. I should have just brought a book
— Rosser Johnson (@doctor_rosser) August 18, 2020
10. Was he wearing headgear?
I need more info on this one.
I broke up with someone because he used to dribble into my mouth when we were kissing ? Just thinking about it makes me ?
— Lockdown Lucy ???? (@hey_mummee) August 18, 2020
11. Don’t know what he was up to…
Run for it!
I never called again when a guy had a copy of American Psycho by the bedside
— Emma Chester (@emmasfabulous) August 18, 2020
12. That’s it.
You don’t like The Boss?!?!
I broke up with a girl I wasn’t sure if I liked or not…then she told me she hated Bruce Springsteen and I thought, thats it. Dumped. Unacceptable
— Crackerman (@mostlyceltic81) August 18, 2020
Have you ever broken up with someone for a petty reason?
Or maybe YOU were broken up with by someone because of something pretty trivial?
If so, tell us your stories in the comments.
Please and thank you!