Do you ever get the urge to play with toy diseases that are “a million times actual size.” Of course you do!

That’s why Giant Microbe toys are so awesome! Choose from all kinds of awful diseases that you know you really don’t want in real life but you can play with all day long!

Take a look at these beauties and check out the Giant Microbe website to order some!

1. Typhoid

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

2. HPV

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

3. (A cute) E. Coli

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

4. The dreaded Swine Flu

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

5. Celiacs, unite!

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

6. Smallpox

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

7. Spanish Flu

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

8. Haven’t heard of this one…

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

9. We’ve all had it

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

10. Ebola

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

11. OMG

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

12. Uh oh

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

13. Gonorrhea

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

14. Looks harmless…as a toy

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

15. There it is!

Photo Credit: Giant Microbes

I’m a big fan of chlamydia…is that weird?