Is there anything more erotic than sexy food?

Well, yes there is, but c’mon, gimme something here, will ya! I need this in my life right now!

I’m talking specifically about sexy carrots. Prepare to be turned on.

1. Hey, good lookin’

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2. Runway show

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3. Caught my attention

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4. In the palm of her hand

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5. Fun in the sun

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6. Very seductive

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7. Ready to go to market

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8. Leggings really complete the look

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9. Reclining

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10. Who, me?

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11. Looking for attention

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12. I’ve seen you around…

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Whew…time for a cold shower.