It’s that time of year again where everyone vows to dramatically transform their lives for the new year…and then it kind of all falls apart in a matter of weeks for most of us.

Hey, I’m not talkin’ trash, I’m ONE OF YOU.

So, for 2019, how about we all set the bar a little bit lower and try to achieve some things that we know are definitely attainable.

Like these resolutions.

1. Yes!

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2. You can improve!

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3. “Adulting” is not fun

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4. The Chinese ones are very good

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5. Don’t do that

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6. No pressure

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7. It’s magical!

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8. I did it last year!

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9. Wasteful

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10. All day, every day

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11. What’s that?!?

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12. BUTTS

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13. Whatever

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14. No one can stop you

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15. Just give up

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16. You can do better!

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17. DONE

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18. If you want to…

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Now, aren’t these a little more your speed?