These tweets have two things in common: they’re all hilarious, and they were all written by women. Funny women, obviously.
Enjoy these won’t you?
1. Hmmmm
https://twitter.com/luisadieznuts/status/1133474482188955648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1133474482188955648%7Ctwgr%5E393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fwomens-tweets-yes%2F
2. I concur
The people who do yoga in the airport, wtf is wrong with y’all??
— Reeezy (@MsReeezy) May 29, 2019
3. Not too bright
Quick reminder that a dude on #TheBachelorette thought a woman’s gestation period was 2 weeks & another dude thought women GREW ovaries DURING pregnancy. Anyway, let’s keep letting men make decisions about abortion! It just makes sense!
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) May 28, 2019
4. Hahaha
Incels act like women don't date men who are worse looking than them leading me to believe they have literally never seen a heterosexual couple
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) May 28, 2019
5. Not a good sign
You can tell the heads of Disney believe we've got 12 years before the global climate wars by the rate they're releasing their live-action remakes
— the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman) May 30, 2019
6. None of that, please
I could never date a conspiracy theorist. There’s no way they’re supportive partners. If you can’t believe in the moon landing how are you going to believe in me??
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) May 26, 2019
7. Totally classist
https://twitter.com/lilliandevane/status/1132374212495200256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1132374212495200256%7Ctwgr%5E393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fwomens-tweets-yes%2F
8. Boom!
tara reid wore a fur coat and a leather dress to the opening of a vegan taco place. a legend. pic.twitter.com/pZwemYZtjV
— internet baby (@kirkpate) May 24, 2019
9. It’s long gone
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1134220556092420096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1134220556092420096%7Ctwgr%5E393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fwomens-tweets-yes%2F
10. Good work
I’m so proud that the only blonde man I’ve had sex with was a Lumineer.
— Molly Ruben-Long (@mollyrubenlong) May 27, 2019
11. First of all…
https://twitter.com/marcellacomedy/status/1133801589485924352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1133801589485924352%7Ctwgr%5E393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fwomens-tweets-yes%2F
12. You can settle down now
yo I been sad all day cuz I saw a shirt I was watching got sold, but I just checked my history and my high ass bought it
— jes tom 🥀 (@jestom) May 28, 2019
13. He did what he had to do
https://twitter.com/Bez/status/1131969693399560192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1131969693399560192%7Ctwgr%5E393039363b74776565745f6d65646961&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fwomens-tweets-yes%2F
14. Yes
I can hear @AndyBeckerman on the phone referring to the cat tree as a 'cat condo', like they fancy rent-paying tenants. We both know they just use it when they want to lick their buttholes on higher ground.
— Naomi Ekperigin (@Blacktress) May 24, 2019
15. Million dollar idea
I can’t believe they offer exorcisms for demons and not for crushes.
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) May 31, 2019
Keep ’em coming, ladies!