I don’t think I’m telling you anything you don’t know, but dating can be a real drag.

You invest a lot of time in someone and then find out they’re a total psychopath. Or you go out on a blind date and it turns out to be the longest, most dreadful night of your life.

Good times!

These tweets will at least make you laugh through your misery.

1. A perfect tweet

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) August 2, 2013

2. Doesn’t even know you exist

me thinking of someone who wants literally nothing to do with me https://t.co/B84jHibZzu

— ++♡? (@sparkIy) April 2, 2019

3. On point

Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship

— cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018

4. Oh snap!

So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest ?

— B. (@Ticklemelili) January 26, 2018

5. Very impressive

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) November 12, 2018

6. You’re very interesting

me talking to men with zero personality pic.twitter.com/dLgrlcIiYG

— nickntv on twitch ♡ ?️‍? (@NickNMedia) April 22, 2018

7. That is amazing

My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA

— tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018

8. Shook

*waits 12 minutes to reply after being ignored for 2 days*

i DID tHAT honey !! he is SHOOK to the core !! a taste of his own medicine !!! pic.twitter.com/PNvQTbSSTO

— lil nas x stan account (@ActuallyGina) May 28, 2018

9. Uh oh

When you go to your Girlfriends parents house for the first time… pic.twitter.com/0byaGY0VDN

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) January 22, 2015

10. Totally chilling

This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ

— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) May 30, 2018

11. You’re ruining everything

i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives

— dirt prince (@pant_leg) August 4, 2018

12. Hahahaha

so no one told you life was gonna be this way pic.twitter.com/V6FnrtENtE

— dreamghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) June 25, 2018

13. That’s the goal

Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat

— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) July 11, 2018

14. That’ll show ’em!

Instead of blocking your ex, become such a disaster online that everyone makes fun of your ex for dating you

— Ritz ? (@edgyboynextdoor) March 24, 2019

15. And then it’s over

Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them

— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) September 17, 2013

Uggghhhhhhhh. Back to the drawing board. Again.