We have a Stage 5 Clinger here. If you’re even remotely afraid of a crazy, Fatal Attraction-esque girlfriend, these memes will give you the chills.

Be careful out there!

1. Uh oh

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2. OMG

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3. That sounds normal

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4. Oh…okay…

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5. Great!

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6. Who is this ‘Mom’ person?

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7. A great conversation

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8. Let’s celebrate!

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9. Totally stable

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10. It wasn’t me

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11. How could you?

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12. Wait, ‘we’?

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YIKES