A word to the wise: don’t ever, ever wear red to Target.
Shoppers will think you work there and you’ll spend your entire time in the store answering questions instead of buying a new shower curtain and some motor oil.
You might even get bothered by actual Target employees who think you’re one of their co-workers.
However you look at it, it’s not a good idea. Here are some folks who learned this lesson the hard way.
1. Is it really fun?
2. Good work, new employee
3. This guy got put to work
4. Customer service
5. You can’t hide behind those
6. Don’t ever do it again
7. You idiot!
8. I need to speak to your manager
9. A bad combo
10. At least you’re moving up quickly
11. F*cked up
12. Devin Hayes merch
13. You do look like one, dude
14. Never again
15. Rookie mistake
16. You sure?
17. They needed your help
Lesson learned!