With the recent return of Zima, we can all hope and pray that some of the products below make a triumphant comeback.
Buuuut, we’re probably not going to be seeing Cigarette Case Hats anytime soon. Just my opinion.
1. That’ll cure just about everything…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Ads-toothdrops.jpg)
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2. To be fair, while this exact product may be off the market, its heirs are certainly still around…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Doll.jpg)
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3. Come on, we all know what this was for
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Finger.jpg)
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4. How can it be hot and cold at the same time? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Fridge.jpg)
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5. RAID is so much better. Never going back
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Gun.jpg)
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6. I can’t imagine this works
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Hangover.jpg)
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7. Useful and stylish!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Hat.jpg)
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8. That man looks very serious for what he’s doing
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Honey.jpg)
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9.LOL
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Lube.jpg)
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10. That won’t get caught in your hair…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Masager.jpg)
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11. I mean, you can buy something very similar…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-injectable-poppy.jpg)
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12. Oh, the sixties…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-OrgGame.jpg)
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13. These’ll definitely make you hotter
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Pants.jpg)
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14. Like a sheep?
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Perfume.jpg)
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15. Where exactly is the market for this?
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-bradley-group-shower.jpg)
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16. And we’ve all got diseases of the head that need curing…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Solarum.jpg)
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17. Tape. Worms. Are. GROSS.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Worms.jpg)
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18. A complete cure for obesity? Let’s bring it back!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Ads-Horse.jpg)
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19. OR! Stay inside.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Vintage-Products-Helmet.jpg)
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