Yes, I think it’s ridiculous when people go so far as to leave money in their wills to their dogs and cats…that’s taking it a little bit too far.
No, I don’t think it’s ridiculous to pamper the hell out of your pets and treat them like family members, because they are.
If you have a furry best friend, you probably spend WAY too much money on them…which is totally fine by us.
Enjoy these tweets!
1. Totally selfless.
Me: I should save money
Also me: spending money on sweaters for my dog is a selfless act that should not count towards my budget
— rudy (@Dogspls) August 28, 2019
2. I think he likes them.
accountant: "youre basically broke"
wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"
me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) October 27, 2015
3. Lookin’ sharp!
Never imagined myself as a “buy my dog cool raincoats” kind of guy. But here we are folks. pic.twitter.com/Az6K70JheC
— Shawn McKenzie (@ShawnMcKenzieSN) August 29, 2019
4. I’ll be here every day.
This brunch place offers a gourmet dog menu and you know what take my money pic.twitter.com/KnCglNHyon
— Mary von Ugh (@von_owie) September 1, 2019
5. Camping out for this event.
This dog’s name is Moochi and her rescue group is having a fundraiser this weekend called “A Smoochie With Moochi” so naturally I have emptied my 401k and am sitting outside the bar, 5 days early, with all of my money in singles pic.twitter.com/wrR0DcLF7p
— mäther! (@carlysintothat) August 19, 2019
6. Let’s cut her a break.
HE LOOKS FANTASTIC IT WAS A NECESSARY PURCHASE. 13/10 https://t.co/4o5SQGAMHE
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 13, 2017
I would pay big bucks to be able to text my dog
— troye (@troyesivan) May 9, 2019
8. Working for the right reasons.
My dog will only eat the expensive dog food, so I can never quit my job.
— Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) June 10, 2017
9. There’s gotta be a word for that.
What is the word for when you own a certain breed of dog and thusly feel compelled to buy any merch even remotely featuring said breed of dog?
— Josh Flanagan (@JoshtheFlanagan) August 25, 2019
10. This is all for you!
I need more money so I can give my dogs the backyard they deserve
— KB (@kburton_25) May 14, 2019
11. No regrets.
I mean, who should I spend money on silly things like rent or food when I can buy my dog a Disney bomer jacket and toy?
I don't regret my life choices (but Rupert might 😂) pic.twitter.com/xhgJlrSc9H
— Hollie Bennett (@HollieB) January 20, 2019
12. You made the right call.
husband woke to discover that after a few wines last night, I bought $82 worth of cool dog leashes and I don’t have even half a regret
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 28, 2019
13. Priorities, priorities.
Do I desperately need to save money? Yes.
Will that stop me from throwing my dog an extravagant 10th birthday party? No.
— sadie slikker (@SadieSlikker) September 3, 2019
I told you those tweets would look familiar…
How about you? Do you spoil your pets?
In the comments, tell us the most outrageous thing you’ve ever bought for them!
Let’s see what ya got!