Even if I don’t necessarily feel like actually buying anything, I must admit that I enjoy reading reviews on Amazon.

Because you never know what kind of gems you’re gonna stumble upon…

And by gems, I mean totally weird, random, and hilarious reviews from people who might have a few screws loose.

Hey, I’m here for it!

And I think you’ll enjoy them just as much as I do…

1. Please don’t eat that.

Probably not a good idea.

2. Are you a cyclops?

If not, you might not be into this.

3. Your wife took off, huh?

Well, can you blame her?

4. The seller got the last laugh.

This is pure evil!

5. I own three of these.

You’ll get a lot of weird looks…

6. It saved their marriage!

Hip hip hooray!

7. Totally wasn’t worth it.

All that work for pretty much nothing…

8. Too fast for you.

You don’t hear that very often.

9. This won’t scare the kids at all.

Go ahead and give it a shot!

10. Didn’t go as planned.

Better luck next time!

11. You gave it all away!

Well, that’s no fun.

12. Grandpa really loved it.

Good for him!

What’s the most ridiculous review that you’ve seen online?

Go ahead and share it with us in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you!