Am not a doctor, but have 2 degrees and was standing at the train station a few years ago when I realised I had forgotten my skirt …. had spilled toothpaste on it – and taken it off to sponge off – got distracted, put coat on, grabbed bag, and forgot to put skirt back on …..

— Sína Ní Ghogáin (@sinanighogain) July 13, 2020

Thank you….
I give you this. After a long week it was finally time to go home. I put my coat on, got my bag ready and locked my office door. I stared at that door knowing something was not right for about 20 secs… and eventually realised I was still inside my office.

— Thestral Doctor (@Thestral_Doctor) July 13, 2020

Impressive! went in a customers property last week spent an hour and a half cleaning her chimney,servicing stove only to be told when leaving I had “something on my knee”
it was my 18 year old daughters thong stuck to my knee pad velcro!
It was no bigger than a eye patch!!

— A Pearson and son (@apearsonandson) July 13, 2020

I used to stop at a beach each morning before work and would pack my work clothes to change back into. Once I forgot my shoes and this is the choice of footwear I had. pic.twitter.com/13Pi8Ry2YQ

— Bojan Obradovic (@simurdic) July 14, 2020

I got back from the gym in the building and realized I “disinfected” all the equipment with my bike chain degreaser. pic.twitter.com/4IAQTvQl46

— carlos andrade (@carlosjandrade) July 14, 2020

I am 49, BSc (Hons) 1st, PGDip, member of nowt. I’ve worn to work: black suit jacket w/ blue suit skirt; 1 blue & 1 black shoe; shoes with diff height heels. Also didn’t remove protective film from ski goggles until I had used them for 3yrs on 5 diff 1 week long ski trips. ?‍♀️

— jo-gw (@jogaterwillats) July 14, 2020

I’m not a doctor but I have two degrees, I’m nearly 30 and I’m a qualified teacher. I once sat through a staff meeting and taught lessons without noticing that my right shoe had been chewed to pieces by my dog the previous day.

— Hanna with one H (@GermanderCC) July 13, 2020

I have an LLB, a BA (hons) & an LLM. I went out to post a letter last week. I bought a stamp, put it on the envelope and popped it in the box. I later realised that I hadn’t put the address label on and worse still, my debit card had stuck to the gummed seal. I mailed my own card pic.twitter.com/VGHWIMcdBQ

— Sugar Tweets (@SugaryTweets247) July 13, 2020

I was staying with a friend in a foreign city. I was leaving her apartment to go to the airport after she’d left for work. I closed and locked the door with the spare key then slipped the key under the door – only to remember I’d left my purse with my plane ticket inside.

— annaporia (@bskep) July 14, 2020

I once picked up a supermarket bag thinking it had my fancy interview shoes in. When I got to my interview it turns out I’d actually picked up a bag of vegetable peels. Needless to say I did not get the job and I blame my bright orange flip flops ?

— Hot Mess (@eeer_whatNow) July 13, 2020

My former boss once complained her shoe felt very tight, she took it off in our office and there she found a dead mouse squished in the bottom. Present from her cat I think

— Dungeness Snack Shack (@DungenessFishut) July 14, 2020

• 29 y/o
• 3 degrees
• also a doc
• (mostly) functional adult
• getting ready for a wedding, spent 90 mins on my make up, sprayed my face with setting spray… it was dry shampoo. Rubbing it only created a sort of paste with my foundation ?
• …late for wedding

— Stefanie Gissing (@StefanieGissing) July 13, 2020