I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m OBSESSED with Russia. To us Americans, it’s strange and also a little terrifying.

And the police officers are no exception, judging by the looks of these photos.

Get a load of these coppers.

1. That’s nice

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2. Workin’ hard?

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3. Checking Tinder

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4. Break time!

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5. The best and the brightest

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6. Almost off duty

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7. Yeesh

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8. Is anyone actually doing any crimefighting?

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9. Oh, good idea

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10. Smoke, friend?

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11. Excellent

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12. Taking the job seriously

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13. Gangsta

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14. What’s going on here?

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15. Okay, that’s enough…

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I really hope I never have to deal with any of these officers of the law.