We’ve all injured ourselves in dumb ways at one time or another, right?
You know it!
And now it’s confession time, folks…
Let’s see what these folks had to say about the dumbest ways they’ve injured themselves.
1. Not cool!
How do you explain that one?
I broke my arm by falling off a chair in an attempt to reach a LEGO Draco Malfoy https://t.co/7IRPll4vzx
— Kairav Kukkala (@kairavbk) March 22, 2021
2. A painful dance.
Gotta be careful!
dislocated my knee doing the cotton eye joe in 5th grade music class https://t.co/OZrj3IAhqJ
— Erin Mackey (@erinmackey_) March 22, 2021
3. It was all over…
You should’ve sat that game out!
I dropped a 30 pound watermelon on my bare foot and broke my toe…THEN wrapped it in gauze/multiple pairs of socks and proceeded to play in a basketball game until one girl stepped on my foot and it was all over ?
Not one of my best moments ? https://t.co/nU7AlXK4Yu
— Christina Talamo (@christinatalamo) March 22, 2021
4. The demonstration went awry.
Bad idea!
I re-broke my toe by accidentally kicking a bedpost while demonstrating to someone how I accidentally kicked the goalpost and broke my toe https://t.co/vVMaMYIPwK
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) March 22, 2021
5. Top three.
You’re definitely accident prone.
Actually, my top 3:
3) Blew out knee trying to keep pace with a young woman on nearby treadmill.
2) Tore my other knee jumping off stage at Wing Bowl to interview contestant.
1) Broke my toe kicking an end table after Tommy Hutton fumbled to lose MNF game vs. Dallas. https://t.co/GiH85rKG0U— Glen Macnow (@RealGlenMacnow) March 22, 2021
6. This one hurts.
And you have to lie about it.
Was reading a newspaper, and the corner of the page started to wilt. I snapped it with my hands to get it to stand up again, and sliced a paper cut directly across my eyeball.
Scratched cornea. https://t.co/sgLC5IXrfi
— Mike Schmidt (@The40YearOldBoy) March 22, 2021
7. Just standing around…
That sucks.
Last year I broke my knee standing on a soccer field
No, I didn’t trip
No, I didn’t roll anything
No one tackled me
Didn’t kick the ball wrong
I wasn’t even playing
…I was coaching
And that’s what happens when you go outside after 3 months of being indoors https://t.co/zzVwaVxnCr
— ya mama (@notwallyworld) March 22, 2021
8. Head first!
Not a good idea.
I jumped into my couch headfirst to celebrate the Timberwolves making the Western Conference Finals.
My neck was in a brace for three weeks. https://t.co/UxXvlbXssb
— Shahbaz Khan (@ShahbazMKhan) March 22, 2021
9. Always a dangerous maneuver.
Not many have pulled it off.
I have nerve damage in my leg trying to slide from a hot tub into the connecting pool https://t.co/tqF9q0uMel
— Julie Stewart-Binks (@JSB_TV) March 22, 2021
10. Oh, man!
Bad timing.
Brushed off some frost off some bacon and then subsequently slipped on the melted ice and broke my elbow, a week before my wedding. Fortunately did not need a cast but had a sling to wear on and off and couldn’t keep my arm totally straight for wedding pics.
— Steve Silver (@SteveTSRA) March 21, 2021
11. That doesn’t feel right.
Straight to the ER!
My teenage daughter taught me her dance routine. To her surprise, I got it. We got my hubs to film us, I tore my calf muscle on the first 8 count. This surpassed my previous stupid injury of tearing my MCL by bending over to pick up a book in high school. ??♀️
— Shannon Hunt (@Shansanity) March 21, 2021
What’s the dumbest way YOU’VE injured yourself.
Spill your guts in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you!