You might as well jump, JUMP!
Man, now I really want to listen to some Van Halen…
But instead of doing that, we’re going to enjoy and then laugh at some hilarious tweets from the wordsmiths out there on Twitter. And there are a whole lot of them, trust me…
So are you ready to jump for joy AND get your laugh on?
Let’s get it going right this instant!
1. This is a universal mom thing.
I know I’ve seen it on many occasions.
My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car. pic.twitter.com/zFhFGHqJby
— Kal (Reina's husband) (@Kaldruen) July 16, 2020
2. This is the most accurate tweet I’ve ever seen.
You know it’s true!
https://twitter.com/BodytalkClub/status/1283493702250438657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1283493702250438657%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ftweets-from-this-week-july20
3. Those folks are in for a surprise.
Never heard of something like this before.
My parents sold their house like a month ago but my mother JUST realized she did not uninstall the special fire alarms she had put in that are a recording of her own voice screaming at me and my sister to “GET OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE MOM’S CANDLES CAUGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE”
— kayla kumari upadhyaya (@KaylaKumari) July 15, 2020
4. A little paranoid, are we?
Am I dying? What is this?
every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"
— pat regan (@poregan) July 15, 2020
5. That is infuriating.
Just throw the whole thing away.
slushies be good asf until you gotta ↕️↙️↗️⤴️⬇️ with the straw
— SLUM! (@saucysanusi) July 6, 2020
6. What do you think?
Now you’ve upset me greatly.
My family : you about to go to work ?
Me in my work clothes: https://t.co/anUvpUASht
— 🙏🏾GOD SON 🙏🏾 (@Devon0Jones) July 12, 2020
7. What are you doing on here?
Well, this is depressing.
https://twitter.com/easyhundo/status/1281332841763287040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1281332841763287040%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ftweets-from-this-week-july20
8. I would be living in fear, too…
What does it all mean?!?!
a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear pic.twitter.com/AHtUPDfqdV
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) July 11, 2020
9. That was a big introduction to this lucky fella.
Can’t wait to see the rest of him!
https://twitter.com/Rachel_Sennott/status/1282504827428380672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1282504827428380672%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Ftweets-from-this-week-july20
10. Classic Dad joke, right here.
Another zinger from Pops! Boom!
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
— Doc (@DocAtCDI) March 5, 2020
11. Seriously, that’s his problem.
I’m with you on this one.
i apologize to him in my head & if he don't hear it thats on him
— Julianna Vivas (@juliannarvivas) March 3, 2020
12. That was a close call.
What’s that creepy sound…?
Me to my dog after we realize it was the ice maker that made that noise and not a serial killer https://t.co/HTARCl3Ru9
— Addatude (@addatude_) September 28, 2019
How about you, ladies and gentlemen?
Have you seen anything particularly hilarious lately?
We’re talking about memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc. You know, all the good stuff that keeps us laughing during these trying times.
If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!