I met a girl once who told me that she had sex IN A CHURCH. I knew then I had met “The One” and I couldn’t wait to introduce her to my parents.
She, however, did not feel the same way and she refused to give me her number…so it was back to Square One.
But I digress…
Sex in weird places? Oh, there’s a lot of that going on, brothers and sisters.
And folks were not bashful about sharing their personal experiences on Twitter. Let’s see what they had to say.
1. Oddest and creepiest!
That’s terrifying, my friend.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn
An old dentist chair in an abandoned wing of a hospital. pic.twitter.com/bBOM8jV6qT— Dezmond Davanti (@DmDavanti) April 26, 2020
2. Have you ever seen the rain?
In a Target parking lot?
https://twitter.com/katzz77/status/1254255107920859138
3. A classic story…
A coming-of-age tale…
This one time at band camp…. #OddPlacesIHadSexIn pic.twitter.com/PRIJJVCenn
— Acidic Blonde™️ (@Acidic_Blonde) April 26, 2020
4. You scored a touchdown!
That’s an automatic six points.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn
On the 50 yard….. Score🏈 pic.twitter.com/RuicfoT2DC— Diane 🧡🐊💙 (@kitawny24) April 26, 2020
5. This is the fantasy of many people out there.
I’m sure you’ve thought about it once or twice…
https://twitter.com/ScorpioShatasha/status/1254254834322153481
6. Classy move.
Guess what, you’re going straight to Hell!
https://twitter.com/HotBakers/status/1254266758376099840
7. That is impressive.
Good work!
https://twitter.com/VariedOpinions/status/1254260636432904192
8. Very interesting…
Getting to know your co-workers.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn the stock room at a job I worked at 🙃 that shit was interesting. pic.twitter.com/7ri74sTHnm
— 🥀🖤 Mea H. 🖤🥀 (@mea_the_delight) April 26, 2020
9. Run for it!
Sex in the woods can be dangerous.
One time I had sex in the woods and I got stung in the ass and chased by a swarm of bees..ran back to my ex's house butt ass naked. Good times! #OddPlacesIHadSexIn
— Audrey Renée Bentley (@BentleyAudrey) April 26, 2020
10. Wow! That’s crazy.
And it sounds very uncomfortable.
In the luggage compartment of a moving Greyhound bus.
(For reals!)#OddPlacesIHadSexIn— loladavina (@Lola_Davina) April 26, 2020
11. Hallowed ground.
This guy had no idea.
https://twitter.com/dyingfood/status/1254399543699013632
12. Now, that sounds nice.
And romantic, too. People: this is how it should be done.
#OddPlacesIHadSexIn the bed of a 1977 GMC Pick up truck in his driveway at 2 am. We had blankets, music, the night sky and 2 bottles off wine….it was great 😏 pic.twitter.com/Bmg3hhGvtM
— Karma § Katzz® 🐾🐇🐾 (@katzz77) April 26, 2020
I need to get my game in order…and find someone who will actually sleep with me…
Okay, now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, please tell us about the weirdest place you ever had sex in your whole life.
We can’t wait to hear from you!