I met a girl once who told me that she had sex IN A CHURCH. I knew then I had met “The One” and I couldn’t wait to introduce her to my parents.

She, however, did not feel the same way and she refused to give me her number…so it was back to Square One.

But I digress…

Sex in weird places? Oh, there’s a lot of that going on, brothers and sisters.

And folks were not bashful about sharing their personal experiences on Twitter. Let’s see what they had to say.

1. Oddest and creepiest!

That’s terrifying, my friend.

2. Have you ever seen the rain?

In a Target parking lot?

3. A classic story…

A coming-of-age tale…

4. You scored a touchdown!

That’s an automatic six points.

5. This is the fantasy of many people out there.

I’m sure you’ve thought about it once or twice…

6. Classy move.

Guess what, you’re going straight to Hell!

7. That is impressive.

Good work!

8. Very interesting…

Getting to know your co-workers.

9. Run for it!

Sex in the woods can be dangerous.

10. Wow! That’s crazy.

And it sounds very uncomfortable.

11. Hallowed ground.

This guy had no idea.

12. Now, that sounds nice.

And romantic, too. People: this is how it should be done.

I need to get my game in order…and find someone who will actually sleep with me…

Okay, now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please tell us about the weirdest place you ever had sex in your whole life.

We can’t wait to hear from you!