Two things about the one-star movie reviews you’re about to read: First, the people behind these reviews might be certifiably insane. And secondly, I really love when people criticize things about a movie that doesn’t really have ANYTHING TO DO with the movie.

And by “love”, I mean I find it very strange and it gives me one more thing to complain about in this world.

But the point is that the folks who wrote these one-star movie reviews are pretty wacky and that means more laughs for us!

So let’s see what they had to say about movies that they really didn’t enjoy.

1. No wolves to speak of.

I didn’t really like this movie either, but for different reasons.

The Wolf of Wall Street. pic.twitter.com/tpA5syzMVG

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 16, 2014

2. Where are all the animals?

Can anybody explain this to me?

National Lampoon’s Animal House. pic.twitter.com/9UwZMGZX5L

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) September 24, 2020

3. This person must live in a house that is run by rambunctious children.

It’s the only explanation I can think of.

Dolittle. pic.twitter.com/8LkXLMsqyT

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) August 28, 2020

4. Maybe you should’ve done your homework.

You didn’t watch it before you showed it to students? Nice move.

Gangs of New York. pic.twitter.com/XV5g2Go5oh

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) August 20, 2020

5. Sorry about that plot twist.

That’s a very weird reason to not like a movie.

MacGruber. pic.twitter.com/En4dKYMVv4

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) August 20, 2020

6. How rude! Come on, Jack!

I love that this is the takeaway from this movie.

The Shining. pic.twitter.com/Y1T0gaXNKG

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2020

7. Not in Part 1!

As a Friday the 13th enthusiast, you should have consulted with me first.

Friday the 13th (1980). pic.twitter.com/qCyTHI5RGI

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) August 5, 2020

8. Wrong movie.

That’s all on you, buddy.

Inside Man. pic.twitter.com/6Z8dMv8uW3

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) July 29, 2020

9. Laying down the law.

I’d really like to know the backstory on this one.

Trolls World Tour. pic.twitter.com/zqUKsgpx6T

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) July 17, 2020

10. There is no escape.

Nice try, though.

Midsommar. pic.twitter.com/EYtuSodOnj

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) July 16, 2020

11. Ooooh! Sick burn!

I guess this individual was trying to tie foreign movies to yoga mats? Or something?

Parasite. pic.twitter.com/FADE9loXiL

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) April 27, 2020

12. Black and white? No thank you!

Some people just can’t handle it.

The Lighthouse. pic.twitter.com/sdZfR1uGSX

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 12, 2020

Now we want to hear from you!

What movies do you think are particularly bad and only deserve one-star reviews.

Tell us what you think in the comments!