We have a special treat for you today. We’ve hand-selected for seriously hilarious tweets that we’re very confident are going to make you LOL.
Now, for all of you who don’t know what LOL means, it means Laugh Out Loud.
Hey, all the kids are saying it these days!
But enough about that…take a look at these tweets and have some laughs on us!
1. Looks like you won this round.
Don’t let your guard down, though…
My wife and I had an argument tonight and she went to the bedroom to cool down while I’m in the kitchen with the chips and guacamole so I think we know who won this one.
— Ryan With a Why (@rsf788) September 3, 2021
2. Seriously Gmail, give it a rest.
I get it! You’re brilliant!
Ok Gmail why dont you just write the fucking email for me then if youre so smart
— J*shua Turek (@JoshuaTurek) September 6, 2021
3. Don’t forget about healing crystals.
Some people sure do love ’em…
Whoever picked flowers as a child and then picked the petals off saying “they love me, they love me not” are now into manifesting, spells, tarot, mystical creatures, and anything to do with magic.
— ♡Saffire♡ (@fknfairygoddess) August 29, 2021
4. Makes you look like a much more attractive candidate.
I’m gonna use this!
I show up to job interviews with dozens of scratch-off lottery tickets stuffed in my shirt pocket. Lets them know I don’t need the job.
— J.P. McDade (@jp_mcdade) August 8, 2021
5. Well, now the mood is ruined.
And now you have to break up with him.
HIM: talk dirty to me
ME: I haven't showered in weeks
HIM: no, I mean-
ME: I made ice cubes out of hot dog water
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) September 3, 2021
6. Hey, that wasn’t very cool.
They’re not know for sharing.
me: hey can i get some ground?
groundhog: you may not.
— luke warm tweets (@lukejarret) January 18, 2021
7. Hey, it’s better than nothing.
You’re getting good use out of that thing!
Is this what my people mean by putting my degree to use? pic.twitter.com/VZwOBg706s
— K$ (@kozykris) August 27, 2021
8. That is some great stuff!
The whole frozen food aisle to yourself!
Sure, a night out at a crowded bar in your 20s is cool, but have you ever shopped for groceries in an empty store in your 30s?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 3, 2021
9. I prefer salty Jesus.
But that’s just me…
southerners saying "sweet jesus" implies the existance of umami jesus, spicy jesus, sour jesus, bitter jesus, and salty jesus
— Alicia 🔞 🎃Mommy Harlot🎃 🔜BLFC (@Flailmorpho_) May 6, 2021
10. I think this is a million-dollar idea.
You better copyright this ASAP!
Hear me out. A new toddler clothing line called “I Don’t Need Help” where all of the clothing is already inside out and always backwards.
— Yelisa (@motherplaylist) September 8, 2021
11. I didn’t say volcano, what are you talking about?
Uh oh, you blew it…
time traveler: i love your volcano
pompeiian: our what?
time traveler: your mountain, your normal mountain
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) September 15, 2020
12. Seriously. I don’t think they were in Mean Girls, either.
They don’t hold a candle to Menudo. Or Hoobastank.
if the beatles were so “good” why weren’t they featured on the twilight soundtrack
— Dan (@Flawless_Cowboi) August 25, 2021
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