Are you ready to take the edge off, friends?
I know I am!
It’s hard to stay positive with all the constant bad news we’re bombarded with, but we still need to laugh, people!
Without laughter, we just turn into depressed animals and we only dwell on the bad stuff.
So let’s brighten our day together with some funny jokes and observations about the crazy times we’re living in, shall we?
Enjoy!
1. Let’s reassess our priorities here.
Are the Toilet Paper Wars over yet?
2. That didn’t last very long.
Hey, he really needed that Twix, okay?
QUARANTINE DIARY
Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic
Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 12, 2020
3. Do I know you?
You look very familiar.
Day 2 without sports:
Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
— JR (@IsoJoeJR) March 13, 2020
4. That’s very depressing.
Let that one sink in, people…
The owner of my gym just emailed a more thorough, detailed, thoughtful plan for dealing with coronavirus than the President of the United States.
— Daniel Summers (@WFKARS) March 12, 2020
5. She’s baaaaaaack.
She’s never leaving, apparently.
6. My hands are falling apart!
You should still do it, though. Just sayin’…
7. This is the state of the world right now.
The whole thing is upside down.
8. Zing! Sad, but true.
We’re #1…and it’s not a good thing.
Friend in California (unsuccessfully) trying to get a test for coronavirus.
DPH: "Have you been to any countries experiencing an outbreak of coronavirus in the past two weeks?"
Friend: "Yes, the USA."
— Moxie Marlinspike (@moxie) March 12, 2020
9. Now it’s getting ugly.
Who will be banished from the house?
10. That is a very interesting class.
All kinds of characters in there.
11. The memes are really coming in hot!
Nothing like a crisis to get the meme folks out in force.
12. This guy knows what’s up.
Wear a mask!
OMG Have y’all been reading about all these people being rushed to the hospital for mask injuries?
Of course you haven’t, you fucking idiot. #WearADamnMask
— Tennesseine (@Tennesseine) July 17, 2020
13. There’s also this…
You can deal with it.
Now we want to hear from all the readers out there!
In the comments, tell us how the pandemic has impacted your life.
We hope all of you are staying safe and healthy out there!