Twitter is the place to be for many things: snark, live tweets, breaking news…and outing the strangers you come across in real life when they do something social media worthy.

In that spirit, people took to Twitter to tell on the weirdest waiters they’d ever had the, er, pleasure of meeting. As a server (once upon a time), I’m sure I weirded out my fair share of customers. At least I hope so. If you don’t make strangers raise their eyebrows when you turn your back, what are you even doing, anyway?

#14. Oops. I wouldn’t eat that food if I were you, either.

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#13. Okay this is 100% weird.

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#12. HE DOES.

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#11. Sounds like he found the perfect job.

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#10. Good chance this was also her last day.

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#9. *snort*

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#8. Time and a place, proud mom. Figure it out.

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#7. This is oddly touching.

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#6. What if it really was Jesus, though?

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#5. Yeah, nope. Bring me my drink we’re not new friends.

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#4. Oh my laundry. Lol.

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#3. It’s like a pickup line Hannibal Lector would use.

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#2. I would honestly be mad if a waiter touched my phone.

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#1. You have to make your own fun, some days.

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